User Profile

So I guess if I’m really going to share my sorted life with total strangers, I should at least clue you in some factoids. There’s nothing worse than when you’re talking to someone, and they tell you all about so and so or who-the-fuck-ever as if you know everyone single person if their life, and you have no idea who the hell they’re talking about. And so,without further ado, I present to you……

ALL ABOUT ME

Name: Barb

Age: 47 years olllllld

Location: NE Kansas

Family: Husband Greg, Daughter Erin, and Son-in-law Brent

More Family: 1 Mom, 1 Sister, 1 Brother, associated in-laws, neices &
nephews.

BFF: Louise

Hobbies: Anything that I can do from my recliner and/or office chair,
including reading (nothing too deep), surfing the net,
especially reading other people’s innermost thoughts, and
watching pretty much anything on television. Some might
say I'm obsessed with reality tv

Likes: REAL emails from friends, phone calls from Ernie, kittens
and puppies, clean sheets dried on the clothesline,
sarcastic people, Music, NFL and Big 12 Football and NCAA
Basketball

Dislikes: Forwarded emails that threaten eminent doom if I don't
send it on in the next 6 seconds, special news/weather
bulletins (whatever it is, unless my life is in danger,
it can wait till 10:00), telemarketers, infomercials.

Fallacy: My family and friends are all alcoholics. It just seems that
way.

Current Diet: Weight Watchers for the 3rd time.


Note: my family would probably not be thrilled to know I’m talking about them and sending it out for all the world to see (or for the 1 or 2 people who accidentally stumble upon my journal and can’t look away) SO, I have changed a few names. Obviously if someone who knows me happens to read this, the name changes aren’t going to matter – I mean it won’t be that hard to figure out who we all are, but hopefully the name change will bring a small amount of comfort to all those whose deepest, darkest secrets are about to be revealed. If not, deal with it.

UPDATE: Screw the anonymity. Real name for all!!!!

Friends (6):

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